The Fall's Hex Enduction Hour , which I recently got the re-release of, is even better than I remembered it. If you own just one Fall album, make it this one. And now, links: Pac Man on Trial (via waxy ) Dog owner bites man . AAAIIIIGH! Cannibal squid ! The "official car" of the Rolling Stones tour is the new Mercedes-Benz luxury minivan . Just retire, guys. Country singer tries to get away with promoting America's childhood drug abuse gateway drug . Thanks, Gretchen! Jon Stewart versus Christopher Hitchens (quicktime). Nutcase Turkmenistan dictator sends his book into space . The Los Angeles Fire Department has some good information and advice about that "ICE" cellphone emergency contact thing you keep hearing about.