The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
substitute

I GOT EMAIL FROM THE DONALD!!!!

I'm excited to be going back to school. How could someone of my background and aspirations miss the "live educational event of the decade"?

From: info@trumpuniversity.com
Subject: Personal Invitation from Donald Trump
Date: August 23, 2005 12:44:44 PM PDT
Reply-To: info@trumpuniversity.com

I'm writing to invite you to meet me personally, online, at a once-in-a-lifetime event. On September 13th I am launching The Trump Way to Wealth. It will be the live educational event of the decade, and I want you to join me (see link below).

https://www.trumpuniversity.com/start/wealthcreation/waytowealth.cfm?c=twtwintone

My purpose is to teach you how to get rich. I have some urgent and important principles to share with you about how you can build your personal fortune. What's more, I have assembled my top advisors on wealth creation to share their secrets with you.

In one intense week of live online action, we will turn your financial life around. And yes, one week can make you a millionaire. Wherever you start from, at the end of The Trump Way to Wealth, you will be light years ahead in your race to riches.

Meanwhile, I'd like to share this thought with you. The decisions that matter don't happen in the future. They happen here and now. I got where I am today by taking action. Not by postponing action.

So here's a choice for you to make right now. Are you totally committed to creating wealth for yourself and your family? If you are, click the link below and find out all about The Trump Way to Wealth. If you're not, stop reading now and do something else. No one says you have to be successful or affluent or happy. You are totally free - to be rich or poor.

If you choose to be rich, I'm here to help you, starting September 13th.

https://www.trumpuniversity.com/start/wealthcreation/waytowealth.cfm?c=twtwintone


Sincerely,

Donald Trump

Founder, Trump University


P.S. Because I respect people with dreams and drive, I will be sending you a Certificate of Achievement as soon as you complete The Trump Way to Wealth.

P.P.S. If you act now you will receive a special 20% early bird discount and an exclusive set of Wealth Creation Reports - a $581 value - free!

To unsubscribe from Trump University offers, please visit http://www.trumpuniversity.com/guest/unsubscribe.cfm?offer=twtwintone&e=conrad@fringehead.org

Trump University, 40 Wall Street, 33rd Floor, New York, NY 10005
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