During this time my eyes started to really tear up and I decided to remove my disposable contacts. When I went to do so I couldn't find the left one and thought it had fallen out when I was rubbing my eyes in an irritated way earlier.
Just now, hours later, I discovered that this rogue contact had been hiding in one corner of my eye which is why I still couldn't see too well and was itchy and wondered if I had Eyeball Rot. But no, there was a small piece of plastic stuck up in a corner there somewhere.
I'd give all of you an eczema update but I think I've been erotic enough what with the giant mechanical badger and the eyeball issues.