In my dream I'm Apollo chasing Daphne, knowing that she wants nothing to do with me and that she's going to turn into a damn plant, but this is my role so here I go. It's all about which arrow hits you. I duck around bushes barely catching sight of her, and then suddenly I run into a clearing.
Only Daphne's nowhere to be seen, not even as a laurel tree, and there's some other woman there. Slightly too late I realize this is Diana, oh shit she doesn't like it when guys show up and BOOM! She turns me into a deer.
A Far Side deer, at that. She wanders off and I sit frustrated on a stump.
Story of my fuckin' life, man.