|AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
||[Aug. 2nd, 2005|02:06 am]
The American Caliban
Deep fried Snickers bar from the Orange County Fair, from someone on Flickr named megpi
Okay, to me, that looks like a sugar dusted corndog gone horribly wrong!
I took it for a severed limb sprinkled with sugar.
They have those at all fairs.
Somewhere there's like a jillion kids with vitamin defficiencies, who would stab their siblings in the eye for a bite of a fresh piece of fruit that wasn't dropped in the middle of a minefield, and here some shit in a Dale Earnhardt Junior hat just washed that down with a 16 oz Coors.
yes, no self-respecting Dale fan would drink non-union Coors.
Dear God, that looks like shit on a stick.
I had frozed creampuffs on a stick dipped in chocolate. they didn't look like the floating log from Caddyshack though. Ew.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
it looks like a bbq'ed pulled pork filled doughnut.
As Americans we are allowed to eat this shit.
God will protect us.
2005-08-02 05:37 pm (UTC)
God laughs at Coronary Artery Disease though :)
2005-08-02 06:12 pm (UTC)
Fat around the heart = Democracy
there aren't words to describe how gross that looks...
From what I've been told, it's a (northern) English tradition, but I'm sure it will find a warm welcome here in the Land Of the Large, Sweet, and Tasty.
It's been a county fair thing in the States for at least 20 years. Maybe only regionally at first. I don't think there's a thing they won't fry and dust with powdered sugar.
Didn't Les deep fry a Snickers bar wrapped in bacon at one point?
2005-08-02 09:22 pm (UTC)
Yes, this was just posted on MeFi...
2005-08-04 05:45 am (UTC)
Those were ausome
I had one of those after the deep fried cheese, so much for the diet!