The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
substitute

This "jason_bateman" guy on okcupid makes good quizzes.

I hope he at least gets laid once or twice because of it; they're interesting and fun.


the Cutting Edge
(56% dark, 43% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK




Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's
something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making
people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't in and
of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery,
or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to
appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person
dancing.


PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on dark
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You scored higher than 99% on spontaneous
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You scored higher than 99% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating


The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values
and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind
Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.




One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is
that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism.
Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took
this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the
doubt.


Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the
beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was
brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible
you could be one of them, depending on your age.



Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 25% on brainwashworthy
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You scored higher than 91% on antitolerant
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You scored higher than 58% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating
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