The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
substitute

Junkie Nation update

Hurray, the new Microgram report is out! Highlights of this one include:
  • Heroin-saturated paper

  • Blotter acid with 5-METHOXY-ALPHA-METHYLTRYPTAMINE instead of LSD in it

  • Cocaine in granola boxes

  • Opium chocolates
Plus of course a dissertation on people who take multistate car trips buying the maximum quantity of Sudafed at each drug store.

It's the bestest government publication ever. Infrequent, but syndicated as microgram so you can see when the next one comes out and click through.
Tags: america fuck yeah, drugs, government, lol, tag, you put your weed in it
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