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Decline and Fall of the Romaine Empire [Jul. 19th, 2005|01:17 am]
The American Caliban
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Soldiers at the market

The good folks at Fresh Whatever Saladcorp want you to know that if you buy leaves from them, they'll give a soldier a quarter.

I hate to think of the sacrifices they'd feel obliged to make if there was a war on!

[User Picture]From: torgo_x
2005-07-19 08:57 am (UTC)

Salads of war

I forget -- how much jícama in a juche salad????
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[User Picture]From: bruisedhips
2005-07-19 01:55 pm (UTC)
Dude, soldiers do not need to call home, soldiers need tanks! and vests! and guns! Or you know, plane tickets!

*gnashes teeth*
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[User Picture]From: namja
2005-07-19 02:47 pm (UTC)
I drew tears on one of those
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From: threepunchstuff
2005-07-19 04:30 pm (UTC)
Prison-style "one for every dude I shanked" tear tattoos?
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[User Picture]From: namja
2005-07-19 05:01 pm (UTC)

if only I'd thought to

ha ha ha, no "I wanna go home" tears
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From: threepunchstuff
2005-07-19 05:23 pm (UTC)

Re: if only I'd thought to

That would be my second choice. Third: American Indian "Don't drop your pudding cup container on my sacred land of my ancestors" single tear.
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[User Picture]From: lil_om
2005-07-19 08:17 pm (UTC)
at hollywood video for an extra $2.50 i can either get myself some popcorn, candy and sodas or have it shipped to the troops...except for the sodas i think...they go to Camp P.
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