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craigslist fun of the day [Jul. 4th, 2005|12:42 pm]
The American Caliban
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From the soon-to-be-deleted http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/w4m/82395173.html. What's the Mexicanian for "Bad Idea Jeans"?

This is a sincere ad for men that want a nice relationship with a Mexican women. Parties every month for Single guys looking to meet a nice Mexican lady. Men If you have been looking for a girlfriend but don’t have the time or patience for online dating or going to clubs look no further!!!

We have single parties every month in Tijuana. Meet ladies of all ages from twenties to forties that are looking for nice single American men for dating and possibly more. Talk to and meet as many ladies as you wish. We also have a bilingual hostess that can assist you and can play “matchmaker” if you would like an introduction.

These are held at upscale bars and restaurants in Tijuana and each fiesta will have new ladies and you are guaranteed to have fun. Drink specials will be offered as well for happy hour.

We have had many successful fiestas and hope you will be there for our next one

If you are new to Tijuana and would like info on our wonderful city we recommend this website www.tijuanablog.com

Many of the guys that come are new to TJ so feel free to ask any questions you have.

There you will find more info on our parties as well as info on Hotels, Restaurants, living in Tijuana and much much more. The website is completely free and has a lot of new updated info on events and tourist attractions as well. Try the new blogging section the site has too. It is lots of fun and is a new feature. Feel free to ad anything if you want or to ask any questions.

Thanks for your time and hope to see you at the Fiesta!!!!!
Our next party is this WED night

Have questions>? I will respond very quickly

[User Picture]From: fattmike
2005-07-04 08:30 pm (UTC)
"Men If you have been looking for a girlfriend but don’t have the time or patience for online dating or going to clubs look no further!!!"

Mr. de patio axes:

"How does this work?"

fattmike answers:

It's very simple. If you're a wild and crazy guy like me (in which case you have my sympathy), you don't have time for the whole electronic era. Electricity and instant communication is so 90's. Clubs? Who needs them? Cavemen used clubs. We've evolved!

Don't go a club. Go to a FIESTA! And while you're at it, LEAVE THE COUNTRY.

Now, wasn't that simple? :D
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[User Picture]From: odradak
2005-07-04 08:40 pm (UTC)
Long-term whores are the best whores.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2005-07-04 08:45 pm (UTC)

Good to know.

Is it a lease versus buy kinda thing? I'm not good at spreadsheets.
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[User Picture]From: halfjack
2005-07-04 09:08 pm (UTC)

Re: Good to know.

More like those condo time-sharing deals. Ouch, I squicked myself a bit there.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2005-07-04 09:15 pm (UTC)

Re: Good to know.

But you get a free portable TV if you agree to let the pimp hardsell you for 12 straight hours!
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[User Picture]From: leolo
2005-07-04 11:29 pm (UTC)

damn you

Damn you and your appropriate analogies.

Now I have to scrub my brain with a caustic cleaner to get that image out of my mind.
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