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GOD DAMN SON OF PIECE OF MOTHERSHITTER SLUT SACK BITCH DICK CRAP CAN [Jun. 21st, 2005|07:18 pm]
The American Caliban
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1. My DSL provider gets an area-wide outage

2. Unrelated to this, my domain registrar sends out notification to everyone that my domains point to dyndns.org. They don't. I disappear from the Internet.

3. Work pages me to help them manage users on Mac OS X on the command line which is mind-bogglingly stupid and complex. Thank you, NextStep. Thank you, NetInfo. FUCK YOU, STEVE.

4. I call support for #2 and it says they're close and leave a message, but instead I get hold music and can't leave a message. I then leave an email support request marked SUPER FUCKING URGENT YOU FUCKS and get a call back to my cell later, which I can't answer because T-Mobile's coverage includes all of California except my house. They don't leave a message.

5. GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR FUCKING WAR. DO YOU SPEAK IT, MOTHERFUCKER?
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