DEAR FELLOW REPUBLICANS: WHEN KARL ROVE AMBUSHES YOU IN THE HALLWAYS OF THE WHITE HOUSE AND PINS YOU AGAINST THE WALL AND FORCES HIMSELF UPON YOU AND JAMS HIS LONG, LIMBER TONGUE DOWN YOUR HELPLESS THROAT THIS IS NOW TO BE KNOWN AS A VICTORY KISS. THE FRENCH ARE NOT IN FAVOR. THANKS, THE MINISTRY OF LOVE