This is your PORTAL! Found this during a discussion with zebulon_y of the worst beers there. They link to several other sites that celebrate the joys of "Super Lager", the .uk equivalent of the .us "Malt Liquor" disaster.
Except these people have way less excuse for drinking this shit.
This all started earlier when Warren Ellis made fun of my first teen drunk, which was André "Champagne" chased with Moosehead.