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IF WE'VE ALL BEEN FULLY SPIRITUAL NOW I'D LIKE TO GET BACK TO THE HYATT FOR THE BUFFET [Jun. 2nd, 2005|03:03 pm]
The American Caliban
Jack White got married in some bullshit culture appropriation world music eco-tourist pseudo native wedding where three rivers meet in the mostest sacredest bestest part of the Amazon jungle by a medicine man, or some such shit.

You jumped the shark, Jack. You're Sting now.

The White Stripes are the Spinal Tap of indie music.
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[User Picture]From: nefas
2005-06-02 10:18 pm (UTC)

...these go to 11.

but i love spinal tap. =[

as for the wedding...the only thing i can think to say is, "wow."
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[User Picture]From: bruisedhips
2005-06-02 11:11 pm (UTC)
didn't he just break up with renee mcscarywegger?
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[User Picture]From: bruisedhips
2005-06-02 11:22 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2005-06-02 11:32 pm (UTC)

ouch, that hurt

They're both just as cute as can be, but I don't understand why someone bothered to record two girls singing that song in their living room and doing a worse job than most of the acts at Diedrich.

Well, I guess I do understand. She's a fashion model.
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[User Picture]From: bruisedhips
2005-06-02 11:38 pm (UTC)

Re: ouch, that hurt

If you go back to the origins of that shittay video you can hear her leaving umpti-thousand voice mails of vainness about her european modely life.
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[User Picture]From: cascadefailure
2005-06-03 12:12 am (UTC)
Yes, he did...AND she just got married a few weeks ago to country singer Kenny Chesney after about a month of dating.
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[User Picture]From: createdestiny
2005-06-02 11:42 pm (UTC)
Who did he marry?
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2005-06-02 11:43 pm (UTC)
The usual supermodel. Her name is Karen Elson.
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