IF WE'VE ALL BEEN FULLY SPIRITUAL NOW I'D LIKE TO GET BACK TO THE HYATT FOR THE BUFFET
Jack White got married in some bullshit culture appropriation world music eco-tourist pseudo native wedding where three rivers meet in the mostest sacredest bestest part of the Amazon jungle by a medicine man, or some such shit.
You jumped the shark, Jack. You're Sting now.
The White Stripes are the Spinal Tap of indie music.