- Immunity for undersea condominium associations.
- Rogue notaries.
- Individually packaged cartoon-themed snack-sized yogurt-based desserts and NAFTA; let's keep America on top.
- Kitsch abatement: the gloves come off.
- Secure picnics.
- The promise and menace of automated day care.
- Anus bleaching in our schools.
- Nonlethal immobilizing foam weapons for theme restaurants.
- Bad pie.
Feel free to contact us if you have any questions or comments, but let's keep a unified front and a consistent message!