Please note the least sexy sex swing ever, the overstuffed video room, and the art-filled front room.
Some sample quotes from the horrified Internet Residents to whom I introduced this place tonight:
TorgoTen: "This is my drawing of where the aliens/CIA took us for the 'poontang rendition'."
eyeteeth: I can't stop looking at it. It is seriously the least arousing thing I have ever seen.
fimmtiu: If you're running a sex club and you can't afford leather accoutrements, you're in the wrong business.
WilliamLadislaw: I rigged up sexier digs for my old Pentium II web server.
eclipsetuliphead: are those dirty tube socks??