The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
substitute

DRUG CRAZED CRAZY GUY ON CRAZY DRUGS FOR HIS CRAZINESS

I got my first ever prescription for a controlled substance today. It was kind of neat looking at all the crazy security features on the prescription pad. It was a sample but they can't have samples of controlled substances, so the doctor gave me a magic card. On the card is a phone number which I called. After punching in various numbers I was told the card was "activated" and I went to the pharmacy and gave it to them with my super secure prescription, and then I got my drugs for free.

It's a stimulant that's supposed to help with my ADD issues. Apparently the main drug abuse problem with this stuff isn't tweakers, but college kids studying.
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