For fans of the inane government terror website, I heartily recommend this remix as referred to me by torgoxrss. If a chemical weapon follows you home, act casual.
Is it ok to talk on your wireless phone while checking out at the supermarket?
Yes, it's just a business transaction and no one cares about you anyway.
It's a bit rude and should be avoided unless the conversation is very important.
No, the checker deserves your full attention just like anyone else you're conversing with; hang up.
No, and people who chatter in public on cellphones should be slapped anyway.
SURFACE TO AIR MISSILE.
What else do you have to add to this?