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reminder to self [Mar. 19th, 2005|12:52 am]
The American Caliban
Stop getting crushes on beautiful, inaccessible, unreachable women. You're not 12 anymore.

Thanks,

The Management
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[User Picture]From: nefas
2005-03-19 09:06 am (UTC)
i'm expecting a letter from the management about my crushes on uncreachable, emotionally crippled men. =[ i don't know if that has an age limit, though. damn.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2005-03-19 09:10 am (UTC)

looking at watch, here

mine sure as hell doesn't!
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[User Picture]From: nefas
2005-03-19 10:11 am (UTC)

ctrl+c

malfunction! abort! abort! abort!
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[User Picture]From: odradak
2005-03-19 09:44 am (UTC)
Agreed. I demand a rebate.
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From: sachmet
2005-03-19 12:37 pm (UTC)
40 / 2 + 7 = 27
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[User Picture]From: nosrialleon
2005-03-19 06:43 pm (UTC)
I have that note written and crossed out about 12 times hanging on my refridgerator.
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[User Picture]From: vertamae
2005-03-19 08:34 pm (UTC)
I disagree with The Management. Those are the best kinds of crushes to have. You will never be let down, disillusioned, you will never get together with these women only to find out later you never should have. They can always be held aloft and placed on pedestals never to be knocked down. I encourage the crushes on the inacessible and unreachable. :)
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[User Picture]From: lil_om
2005-03-20 01:39 am (UTC)
nicely put.
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[User Picture]From: vertamae
2005-03-20 01:44 am (UTC)
I merely speak from my own personal experience. It works for me.
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[User Picture]From: spacemummy
2005-03-19 09:32 pm (UTC)
One thing. Crushes are free. You need not have to deal with the brain-numbing discovery of someone else's souless state, vapid conversation, questionable fashion, literature and cinema choices. Find someone accessible and entertain fantasy whenever you wish. Wait, I'm giving someone advice I should be following myself. Fuh.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2005-03-19 09:37 pm (UTC)
I always take dating advice from mummies. And from a space mummy? Shit.. this is gold!

Seriously you have a point.
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[User Picture]From: spacemummy
2005-03-19 09:55 pm (UTC)
I thought of having an advice column once for the lonely mummies dustcrypt blues.
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[User Picture]From: nickjb
2005-03-19 10:45 pm (UTC)
I get about 2 of those a day myself
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2005-03-20 03:08 am (UTC)
One hopes, the reachable kind!
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