|reminder to self
||[Mar. 19th, 2005|12:52 am]
The American Caliban
Stop getting crushes on beautiful, inaccessible, unreachable women. You're not 12 anymore.|
i'm expecting a letter from the management about my crushes on uncreachable, emotionally crippled men. =[ i don't know if that has an age limit, though. damn.
2005-03-19 09:10 am (UTC)
looking at watch, here
mine sure as hell doesn't!
2005-03-19 10:11 am (UTC)
malfunction! abort! abort! abort!
Agreed. I demand a rebate.
I have that note written and crossed out about 12 times hanging on my refridgerator.
I disagree with The Management. Those are the best kinds of crushes to have. You will never be let down, disillusioned, you will never get together with these women only to find out later you never should have. They can always be held aloft and placed on pedestals never to be knocked down. I encourage the crushes on the inacessible and unreachable. :)
I merely speak from my own personal experience. It works for me.
One thing. Crushes are free. You need not have to deal with the brain-numbing discovery of someone else's souless state, vapid conversation, questionable fashion, literature and cinema choices. Find someone accessible and entertain fantasy whenever you wish. Wait, I'm giving someone advice I should be following myself. Fuh.
I always take dating advice from mummies. And from a space mummy? Shit.. this is gold!
Seriously you have a point.
I thought of having an advice column once for the lonely mummies dustcrypt blues.
I get about 2 of those a day myself
One hopes, the reachable kind!