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Our administration's latest Sith Lord [Mar. 7th, 2005|04:17 pm]
The American Caliban
Meet our new U.N. Ambassador, a man of whom Jesse Helms said that he'd want him standing next to him at Armageddon.



Our foreign policy is about to get a really bad mustache ride.
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[User Picture]From: frobisher
2005-03-08 12:31 am (UTC)
I bet if you press a comic book to his cheek, it makes a copy.
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[User Picture]From: hexennacht
2005-03-08 12:37 am (UTC)
why the fuck do we need to know his sexual orientation?
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[User Picture]From: hexennacht
2005-03-08 12:38 am (UTC)
i mean, my homo-loving self aside, i don't want to think about him having relations with ANYTHING. or anyone.
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From: king_tirian
2005-03-08 12:50 am (UTC)
I can see Jesse's point. If I wanted to slip through the Pearly Gates without people paying too much attention to me, I could see how standing next to the ugliest toupee ever would be a sensible strategy.
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[User Picture]From: spacemummy
2005-03-08 02:03 am (UTC)
Best painful laugh all day. Shitebiskets.
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[User Picture]From: spacemummy
2005-03-08 02:11 am (UTC)
I've decided that if we nuke Yale, we can solve many of the world's problems. It's the sphincter of the U.S. I know, I know, many good people graduate from Yale, along with most of the evil that lurks in the world today. I mean, what do they teach there: PoliSci 402: Shitting down democracy's neckhole? Well, we need to think about the greater good here. Stop Yale now.
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[User Picture]From: mendel
2005-03-08 02:16 am (UTC)

he looked familiar

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[User Picture]From: satoribee
2005-03-08 04:20 am (UTC)

Re: he looked familiar

LOL! ROTFLMAO! Nicely played
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[User Picture]From: satoribee
2005-03-08 04:19 am (UTC)
Any relation to Michael Bolton?

Not that THAT would have helped his cause any.

And yeah, how do they KNOW his sexual orientation? Sure, he's married and has a kid, but how do they VERIFY s.o.?
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[User Picture]From: mr_flippant
2005-03-08 04:51 am (UTC)
Because he posted a testimonial to Gannon's OTHER website.
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[User Picture]From: satoribee
2005-03-08 06:26 am (UTC)
Ahhhh... ass so...

Glad to see the Gannon thing is still being talked about. Maybe someone will actually get an investigation going at some point. There's always hope.

Cheers!
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[User Picture]From: fengi
2005-03-08 01:10 pm (UTC)
Here's a 100% real J. Bolton quote: "'It is a big mistake for us to grant any validity to international law, even when it may seem in our short-term interest to do so - because, over the long term, the goal of those who think that international law really means anything are those who want to constrict the US."

Oh you Republicans - the ironic appointment thing never gets old.
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