any locals good at the sewing?

I just celebrated Crapmas a day light by opening up a package with scissors and neatly cutting into the shoulder of a t-shirt so that the left shoulder on top has a nice long slit in it. I don't want to do the Flashdance thing, and the shirt is not replaceable (end of a limited run). Anyone locally here good enough at sewing to repair this for me?

If not I'll just take it to the dry cleaners and get them to do it.