The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
substitute

so break break break

the trick is not to use the knife for box work that you use on pastry, you see. I wasn’t drunk, I was just sampling, sampling. Tits on a bull, goddamnit. You can do anything in Midway City. Thanks for providing actual fucking information. Seriously 98% of my ex boyfriends are total jerks and I don’t know why. No, she’s the wrong heroin addict. My mom is a pear on stilts. I was raised Seventh Day Adventist and they told me that when a man and women are in bed, Jesus is between them. You can’t base a society on just burning stuff. No, Foghat was never good. They had two sets of books, of course; Chinese business. I was written up for criticizing SUV’s! I have to go to a pirate breakfast. The Jehovah’s Witnesses killed my girlfriend.

No squirrel fisting.

it’s hard to go on about the positive life force and all that when you’re a part-time drugstore clerk, seriously.

Dissociation? I think it’s normal.

There are no returns on magnetic products.
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