The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
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offensive post

Cruel.com linked to some Bad Christian Aprons. Pretty bad, yes, especially “Just Restin’ in the Lord”. Then eyeteeth pointed out that they had the nightmare one that brianenigma and I kept threatening to make in their adult aprons section, the KISS THE COCK one, except without the hole that we thought would be necessary.

Looking at the Christian Kitten (wtf?) and talking to Enigma, I suddenly realized what the worst Successory Ever would be: A crucified kitten with wacky type saying “Hang in there, Jesus!”

The NEVAR FORGET theme is pretty awful too.

I didn’t browse through the tailgaters or “expressions” list, because I’d already developed pancreatitis.
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