Cruel.com linked to some Bad Christian Aprons . Pretty bad, yes, especially “Just Restin’ in the Lord”. Then eyeteeth pointed out that they had the nightmare one that brianenigma and I kept threatening to make in their adult aprons section , the KISS THE COCK one, except without the hole that we thought would be necessary. Looking at the Christian Kitten (wtf?) and talking to Enigma, I suddenly realized what the worst Successory Ever would be: A crucified kitten with wacky type saying “Hang in there, Jesus!” The NEVAR FORGET theme is pretty awful too. I didn’t browse through the tailgaters or “expressions” list, because I’d already developed pancreatitis.