See, pizza is good. We all like it! It has a crust with tasty fatty salty things on it. Mmm. But it’s not quite enough. We need it to have more fatty salty things on it! Maybe we could make Pizza Ice Cream! Or a Pizzuccino Mocha. No, I’ve got it! We’ll make Dippin’ Strips so you can dip the pizza in other things! Mmm. Pepperoni pizza dipped in ranch dressing. Can I get that bacon-wrapped?