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Quote of the day [Jan. 6th, 2005|12:38 am]
The American Caliban
“It’s exactly the same kind of vibrator as the one I melted last time!”

[User Picture]From: nickjb
2005-01-06 10:02 am (UTC)
and I KNOW who did that
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-01-06 02:44 pm (UTC)
Yes, but this story was better than the last one. It involved a microwave!
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[User Picture]From: nickjb
2005-01-06 08:33 pm (UTC)
and my invitaion to drive you to Con Rev for a replacement remains open
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[User Picture]From: mr_flippant
2005-01-07 06:51 am (UTC)

Emo Phillips

If Aquinas reasoned that even animals have souls, how unlikely could it be that an inanimate object like a microwave would need to be sexually gratified?
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2005-01-07 07:01 am (UTC)

Re: Emo Phillips

We cannot know that the microwave required orgasm; we cannot know if the microwave achieved orgasm. All there remains is evidence of the attempt.

I think that Schrödinger's pussy is happy, myself.
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