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mother shitter! son of ass! [Jan. 1st, 2005|09:35 am]
The American Caliban
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Hello. I am currently at work watching the COPS New Year's Marathon, brought to you by Smallpox an FX Channel Event.

I am at work because of a manager's "comfort level". "Comfort level" is modern business language for "I do not care about the actual situation or a rational response to it, but I wish to exert my authority and show that you are the less powerful primate."

I am here because of the college football bowl games but I am not watching them. The only thing I like about college football is the 30 seconds of footage of cute cheerleaders, and I like that about 2 on a 10 scale.

Oh! And I like the part where some wretched shithole of a college like Miami of Ohio or Auburn shows their mini documentary on how actual academic programs exist there in which students wear glasses and are perhaps Asian.
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[User Picture]From: hexennacht
2005-01-01 06:27 pm (UTC)
Can't wait until I, big beefcake lawyergirl, can set my own "comfort levels". And gauge peoples' responses to it (yours would be high) to consider for whatever.

AHH POWER *rubs hands*
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[User Picture]From: zebulon_y
2005-01-01 06:49 pm (UTC)

ahem

Madame I think you'll find that I am the beefcake lawyergirl in mine and ignatz's relationship, so you'll have to wait.

Well at least on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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[User Picture]From: hexennacht
2005-01-01 06:56 pm (UTC)

Re: ahem

He & I have a relationship?
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2005-01-01 06:59 pm (UTC)

Re: ahem

You'll have to excuse Zeb. His passion for me is intense and he's currently trapped in a cornish pasty factory in Cocksmouth, London, U.K.
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[User Picture]From: hexennacht
2005-01-01 07:24 pm (UTC)

Re: ahem

Zing
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From: besskeloid
2005-01-02 02:42 am (UTC)

Re: ahem

Cocksmouth

That's not his location, that's his pastime.
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[User Picture]From: tuliphead
2005-01-02 10:08 pm (UTC)
i attended Miami of Ohio; it's not a shithole school, but any sport there other than hockey totally sucks the root. they do have an open-ended self-guided degree program on a very beautiful part of campus where all the liberal, counterculture students live. i loved it there..
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2005-01-02 10:13 pm (UTC)

aha!

I screwed up my "X of Y" schools. I think I meant "Indiana University of Pennsylvania". I knew it was named for the wrong place, so to speak. Sorry 'bout that.
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[User Picture]From: tuliphead
2005-01-02 10:18 pm (UTC)

Re: aha!

it's ok, i'm tnot like totally offended or anything - i didn't manage to graduate from there. the school is named for the Miami Indians in that region, but it's pretty confusing. anyway, no harm done. :)
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