The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban

  • Mood:

Applications are no longer being accepted for the following positions

  • ”Friend” who contacts me every three months for tech support.

  • Woman who uses me as a stopgap guy to hang out with between boyfriends (please note: this position has been eliminated and there will be no further hiring.)

  • Person whose only contact with me is to sing his or her own praises and then ask for favors.

  • Unasked-for spiritual advisor.

  • Multilevel marketer.</ol>
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