This Sunday, I sat next to Bearded Religious Guy, who is a regular. He's usually with a younger man who is thoroughly insane and talks about 20 dB too loud about his prophecies, and his vision for the Church, and jobs he has been fired from. His face is red and his pants are pulled up too high. He's been in the scene for years, and BRG listens to him and nods thoughtfully.
Today, redfaced guy was absent, and replaced with a guy who actually looked like Jesus, if Jesus was a semi employed Costa Mesa handyman. Long dark hair, burning eyes, scruffy clothes. Jesus Guy was discussing a number of things, mostly bad business ideas, including:
- A gold prospecting venture to find some small mines and then sell them to others, who would work the mines (sure fire!)
- A venture in which people would get boxing paraphernalia signed by Oscar de la Hoya and sell it
- An oil well venture, or perhaps an oil drill bit venture, hard to say
- His spiritual thriller, Dark Prophet
Bearded guy wanted to do the cover for Dark Prophet and they discussed this at length, along with the plot of the novel which involved demons, and priests, and the Sexual Apocalypse, and the author's interpretation of the Unified Field Theory which physicists had so far rejected, and the business plan for the novel which involved something dodgy with the Internet and was probably just a vanity press. Bearded guy said "I will make a cover that will knock your socks off!" and Jesus guy said "Can you make a.. TIFF file?"
Bearded guy also wanted Jesus guy to use the services of red-faced yelling prophet man to "look at the spiritual ideas" in the novel. I hope I'm around if that goes down, it should be really loud and spectacular, especially since red-faced prophet man is unhappy at anyone doing anything that he hasn't done already, and tends to bring down the entire wrath of God on people who didn't give him a raise at the sandwich shop or didn't invite him to parties.