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You are in a maze of twisty marketing ploys, all alike [Oct. 24th, 2004|02:34 pm]
The American Caliban
After reading http://www.talkdisney.com/forums/showthread.php?%20t=21764&highlight=Disney%20toys%20technologies via boingboing:

ignatzmous: disney is working on an online multiplayer version of Disneyland
reggiT: $255 a year membership fee.
ignatzmous: watch out for the janitors
reggiT: Level Up to Pin Collector/Trader
ignatzmous: You are carrying; 1 churros and no money
reggiT: You are holding a place in front for the Faggots on Parade.
ignatzmous: You have eaten at the Blue Bayou. You take 9 hit points of damage and die. You wake up on Main Street...
reggiT: It begins to rain. Ponchos’ price goes up to $27.00
ignatzmous: You see an Irishman beating a rat to death on his smoke break. What do you do?
reggiT: Your nephew wants to ride It’s a Small World for the 22nd time and the line is 40 minutes.
ignatzmous: > Kill nephew
ignatzmous: What do you want to kill your nephew with?
reggiT: A: the churros. B: the poncho C: the Irishman

Edit: The Irishman versus rat incident is not an exaggeration.
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[User Picture]From: springheel_jack
2004-10-24 02:43 pm (UTC)
I smell a wumpus
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[User Picture]From: odradak
2004-10-24 02:48 pm (UTC)

RATSLAYER!
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[User Picture]From: nosrialleon
2004-10-24 03:08 pm (UTC)
The end-boss is hard!
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[User Picture]From: trinnit
2004-10-25 07:41 am (UTC)
Insert Rental Wheelchair bonus round!
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