|The Littlest Brownshirt
||[Oct. 12th, 2004|05:55 pm]
The American Caliban
In celebration of this fine kids’ book, I thought I’d help O’Reilly and company with some of their future endeavors. I present:
Curious George and the Will to Power
The Hardy Boys Kill a Shitload of Towelheads
From the Mixed-Up Files of Mr. Donald E. Rumsfeld
You’re an Enemy Combatant, Charlie Brown!
Harry Potter and the Liberal Media Agenda
The Phantom Pollbooth
Where in the World is Osama bin Laden?
The Big Little Golden Book of Shouting at People and Interrupting Them Until the Commercial Break
Add your own!
P.S. This entry may duplicate because LJ is tits-up today and wasn’t accepting email posts again.
You know, I'm tempted to steal "The Phantom Pollbooth" the next time I blog something about Diebold voting machines or what have you...
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the Hanging Chads.
Green Eggs and Halliburton
Where The Weapons of Mass Destruction Are
The Very Gas Hungry Hummer
Oh, The Countries You'll Invade!
Saddam and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
The Secret Prison
If You Give A Mouse Democracy
Whose President Am I?
The Neverending Sortie
PS - "Phantom Pollbooth" is my favorite.
The Hungry Little Tax Collector
The Taking Tree
Where The Wild Things Of Mass Destruction Are
The Cat In The Turban
Shel Silverstein's A Terrorist In The Attic
Alice In The Homeland
The Three Little Capitalist Pigs
Bob The Builder Is Employed By Haliburton To Rebuild The Oil Wells At Four Times The Price
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, GIVE UP YOUR FUCKING RIGHTS TO THE PATRIOT ACT
"where the wild things of mass destruction are"? chortle! "the terrorist in the attic?" guffaw!
you know, there are still court cases pending due to those phantom floridian pollbooths. i think. at least those folks pushed the very valid issue for a long time, but you couldn't get the media to touch that one ever again. dark days are going to stay for a while, i'm afraid.
The Little Hate That Could
Little Pogrom on the Prairie
Horton Hears a Who and Informs Homeland Security Right Away
2004-10-13 01:49 pm (UTC)
Nuclear bunker busters and other tales of how we are better
Rich kids eat better crayons
Green embryos and superman
Harold and the Orange Terror Alert Level
Alices Adventure in O’Reillys Fantasyland.