Tonight's guard was the stereotypical tall wide bald phlegmatic black man. I think that certain types of security guys must by law be bald as well as huge. As I pulled up, he was reminding some giddy ugg-boot girls in a convertible Mustang to park further down in the lot. He had to say it three times before they comprehended and buzzed off.
I said "You must hear yourself saying that in your sleep". He replied "This job is all about repetition".
"Drunk people," I said, "are your business. And drunk people require a lot of repetition".
He nodded and looked thoughtful. "I have learned Drunkenese at this job!" he announced happily.