The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
substitute

Yo, bitch, what was that about?

Who is stealing his signs?

I was talking to the security guard at work this weekend while both of us were being very, very bored at the office. We were bitching about Los Angeles and its many flaws. He said he was from New York and wanted to go back. When I asked what he missed most about his home town he said "Hmm.. I think the filth. And the chaos."

I'm glad myself that I only have to go into this city once or twice a week now. It broke in the early 90s and was never fixed, and it is held together with sticky tape and lies.

In my own pueblo, it was announced recently that COMMUNITY REPRESENTATIVES TO MEET ON LEVEL PLAYING GROUND TO CLEAR THE AIR. I suppose the big fans they use for air clearing wouldn't work on a tilted playing ground.

Poll #354289 Whither?

I should move to

Portland, OR
13(34.2%)
Chicago, IL
2(5.3%)
New York, NY
3(7.9%)
Venezia, Italia
4(10.5%)
SURFACE TO AIR MISSILE
9(23.7%)
Nowhere; stay put
7(18.4%)
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