The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
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aktivate the overthruster

We have a Porsche ad on our site at work. It links to videos advertising their new "Cayenne" sport-ute. The ads emphasize Porsche's off road history, with footage of a tractor they built in the 50s, various rally champion 911 cars, and finally the Cayenne.

Curiously they omit some other Porsche offroad design classics, such as Doc Ferdinand's excellent tanks which did such great duty on both fronts in the Second World War. C'mon guys.. these are your ROOTS!

I suggest:

"We don't just go camping. We take you to CAMP!"

"If we can make it through Russian ice and snow to shell innocent villagers in the Ukraine, we can get you to the grocery store"

"Drivers, gunners, wanted"

etc
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