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Have some more bacon. And a six-gun [Aug. 12th, 2004|02:13 am]
The American Caliban
[Current Mood |american]

Avast, me baconeers.

Bacon selection / Bacon t-shirt / Bacon air freshener / Bacon of the month club (one or two packages per month, June-September all delivered in June) / Bacon candles / Bacon soap

And if you don't like bacon, how about some guns?

[User Picture]From: cascadefailure
2004-08-12 08:16 am (UTC)
:::looks put out::: But how do I JOIN the gun of the month club? There's no link...no instructions... :::huff::: It doesn't sound like these guys are running a very professional operation here.
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[User Picture]From: nosrialleon
2004-08-12 08:16 am (UTC)

I'll take one of each, please!

I've never been so proud to be an American!
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[User Picture]From: xtreme_pr0k
2004-08-12 03:51 pm (UTC)
what a jip!
The bacon soap only looks like bacon.
I want soap that smells, NAY! TASTES like bacon!
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[User Picture]From: nosrialleon
2004-08-12 04:27 pm (UTC)

I have an idea!

Why don't you use bacon?
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From: dizzyspells
2004-08-12 04:52 pm (UTC)
I'd like to be in a bacon of the month club! Honey cured, hickory smoked... mmmmmmm
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