Orange county women look just fine shaking it to a heavy metal joke tribute band. Mmm, mm.
Orange county bro guys just look like red-faced assholes.
Orange county indie fucks just look precious.
I looked bald, fat, and old and I thought I was doing damned well in that crowd.
Hummus is God’s perfect food.
I met a nice woman tonight that Liam introduced me to with some story that seemed important but I could not hear a thing. I think she’s going to Built to Spill. We all need to learn sign language or just SMS to each other. I need to buy some ear plugs after 25 years of doing this to my ears.
Everyone likes Def Leppard; only some people admit it.