It’s great to go visit fuzzy friendly things but what if the petting zoo came to your house?
It’s time we all admitted that the telephone is a form of psychosis.
It’s the subject and the object is you. What if you heard someone drowning and yelling and you didn’t help? What if you did that every morning? Cats aren’t an art form, they’re just creatures that live near you. It’s a damned good thing no one I know has superpowers.
Although I have not thrown my hands in the air, I can definitively say that I just don’t care.