The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
substitute

WELL FOLKS IT'S 0520 AND I JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT I WAS PAGED OUT OF BED TO RESTART THE THINGY BECAUSE OUR JAVA THINGY HAD A THINGY, AND NOW THE THINGY IS OKAY!! SO ALL OF YOU WHO USE OUR THINGY TO GET UPDATES ABOUT THINGY WILL HAVE LESS DELAY WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE THINGIES.

THAT IS WHY THEY PAY ME THE BIG DICKS!!! ANYWAY I'M GOING TO PUT MORE CAPSAICIN ON MY NECK AND HAVE SOME ICEWATER BECAUSE I HAVE A ZEST FOR LIFE. ALSO I AM NAKED EXCEPT FOR SOCKS. ALSO THE CAT DISAPPROVES. ALSO PLEASE SHOOT ME IN MY FAT FUCKING FACE.
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