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[Jul. 31st, 2004|05:22 am]
The American Caliban
WELL FOLKS IT'S 0520 AND I JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT I WAS PAGED OUT OF BED TO RESTART THE THINGY BECAUSE OUR JAVA THINGY HAD A THINGY, AND NOW THE THINGY IS OKAY!! SO ALL OF YOU WHO USE OUR THINGY TO GET UPDATES ABOUT THINGY WILL HAVE LESS DELAY WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE THINGIES.

THAT IS WHY THEY PAY ME THE BIG DICKS!!! ANYWAY I'M GOING TO PUT MORE CAPSAICIN ON MY NECK AND HAVE SOME ICEWATER BECAUSE I HAVE A ZEST FOR LIFE. ALSO I AM NAKED EXCEPT FOR SOCKS. ALSO THE CAT DISAPPROVES. ALSO PLEASE SHOOT ME IN MY FAT FUCKING FACE.
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[User Picture]From: vegemitelover
2004-07-31 06:11 am (UTC)
PLEASE SHOOT

Do I have my choice of projectiles, or method of delivery?
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[User Picture]From: lostcosmonaut
2004-07-31 06:38 am (UTC)

computers

z0RRY D00 H0PE Y00 AM NOW AZLEEP 0R @ LEAZT GIT 2 G0 BACK 2 ZLEEP Z00N.--mza.
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[User Picture]From: trinnit
2004-07-31 08:01 am (UTC)
The real question is, who is looking at Sports Scores at 5am? They should be shot.

PS: I don't use your thingy and client side Java annoys me. That is all
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From: predicate
2004-07-31 09:37 am (UTC)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, support caaaaaaaaaaaaaaalls.
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[User Picture]From: fairietard
2004-07-31 03:05 pm (UTC)
oh don't shoot!
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