spin us a web, you're the spiderman

weird al / funnel cake / cheesecake on a stick / horrible, horrible art / mullets / people who looked likely to say BOOYAA! / terrifying diorama / asian guy wearing IRISH MEN DO IT BETTER shirt / fried batter / powdered sugar on battered fried stick on a stick / THE MILLENNIUM BARN / really big horse / really big cow / 2 alpacas.

Photos to come.