The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
substitute

THE MISSES

GAZE UPON THEM.

They have Fun Facts.

There is a "Miss Placentia" and I hope she gets typo'd.

Miss Sonoma County appears to be in the fatal last stages of bulimia and/or vampirism.

Miss Yosemite Valley's monotooth is exiting her mouth.

There is a "Cidney" and a "Tawnya".

Miss Huntington Beach wishes to prevent reckless driving.

If anyone needs me, I'll be over here joining the Taliban.
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