the decline and fall of food

For his birthday or something, a few years ago, we got odradak some spray frosting. The flavor was listed as "black". We laughed and laughed. What awful stuff, we said, who would ever buy it for real.

Tonight in the market I saw some store brand cookies being sold called "White Chunk cookies".

Now I know white chocolate doesn't taste like much but.. BLRUGGHGHG, ya know?

I'm going to have some yellow flavor fruit drink now.