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Also my tie removes double chins. [Jun. 11th, 2004|10:56 am]
The American Caliban
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. Breathe. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

edit: stimps found something even better!
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From: rroseselavyoui
2004-06-11 11:00 am (UTC)
god, that is lame. sometimes I'm sorry to be a part of the human girl race.
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[User Picture]From: eyeteeth
2004-06-11 11:07 am (UTC)

Re: For the purity of our precious blood flow

After the obligatory "Fuck you for trying to make women ashamed of their bodies" I also want to mention that this product was mentioned in
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After the obligatory "Fuck you for trying to make women ashamed of their bodies" I also want to mention that this product was mentioned in <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/city_life/thersday/story/199158p-171975c.html"?><i>The New York Daily News</i></a> -- which says about what you'd expect it to. Basically, "Nothing works, but <i>especially</i> not this thing. What the fuck?"
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[User Picture]From: eyeteeth
2004-06-11 11:08 am (UTC)

Re: For the purity of our precious blood flow

Crap, Stimps beat me to the punch by mere seconds!
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[User Picture]From: loachie
2004-06-11 11:12 am (UTC)
I'm holding out for the guacamole that removes stretchmarks.
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