Today I did the following
- Ate three eggs scrambled with too much bacon
- Ate a plate of butternut squash ravioli
- Smoked one Hoyo de Monterrey Prensado Oscuro
- Drank mint julep
- Drank four cups of regular coffee and one large iced latte
- Ate a peach
- Drove around aimlessly at high speed (85 mph, 5000 rpm) in my late model Japanese sport luxury coupe
- Drank lemonade
- Wrote a perl program for work
- Did medical things to the cat
I am the very model of a modern middle class consumer. If I hadn't had all the bacon, the terrorists would already have won.