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Vanity Press Comedy Goldmine [Apr. 15th, 2004|12:13 pm]
The American Caliban
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[User Picture]From: loachie
2004-04-15 02:21 pm (UTC)
Wow. Just wow.

Yvonne Jones draws on her own experiences as a Christian woman, wife, and mother. She is an anointed woman of God...

How do you get God to anoint you?
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2004-04-15 02:28 pm (UTC)

well, you don't

But in a number of denominations they anoint you with oil when you get a position in the Church.

Our Attorney General has himself anointed whenever he gets a new government job. Uses cooking oil. Fun fact of the day.

Churchy slang in the evangelical community uses "anointing" metaphorically to describe either a genuine spiritual gift or some kind of nutty sci-fi powers someone claims to have. It's a danger word for me.
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