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TROPICAL HOT DOG NIGHT! [Feb. 25th, 2004|03:39 pm]
The American Caliban
I spent the first part of the day in jury duty waiting to be not picked to serve on a domestic violence case. Some of the court stuff was interesting but then I just degenerated into sloppy sexual fantasies about the defense attorney and several of the women in the jury pool. It was a hormonal trip back to age 15. I blame the school-style desks in the jury assembly room.

There is no parking whatsoever at the Harbor Justice Center. If you ever get called, go a bit early.

Now I am in the Borders and back to the hormones. Ssssmokin’ hot sexylibrarian woman just left, darn that ring on her. Oh, wait, she’s back. Mmmm.

Apart from my base animal desires, which are in rare form today, I also want this! but I do not have $500 handy.

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[User Picture]From: trinnit
2004-02-25 04:06 pm (UTC)
So did you employ the "I support public flogging" defense or the "she probably forgot his beer" defense?

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[User Picture]From: substitute
2004-02-25 04:08 pm (UTC)
actually it was the "I didn't even get asked to sit the box" win.
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[User Picture]From: jonpants
2004-02-25 04:37 pm (UTC)
You need a camera phone to take pictures of sexy librarian ladies.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2004-02-25 04:42 pm (UTC)
I think she would notice and hit me with a chair.
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[User Picture]From: jonpants
2004-02-25 04:44 pm (UTC)
It would be worth it.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2004-02-25 04:49 pm (UTC)
I actually just finished talking to her. She's nice. And she just bought a house with her husband.
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[User Picture]From: jonpants
2004-02-25 04:59 pm (UTC)
Does the house have windows?
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[User Picture]From: nickjb
2004-02-25 10:04 pm (UTC)
a smokin hot sexy LIBRARIAN ??? interesting!
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[User Picture]From: nickjb
2004-02-25 10:06 pm (UTC)
also , many points for the Beefheart ref
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