The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
substitute

Someone is looking out for me!

These brave fellows have the guts to tell it like it is. Those nannyish “scientists” and “doctors” with their “longitudinal studies” don’t know what every good American knows.

That Nanny Culture was about to stop me from having my seventh delicious Big Mac™ of the day!

This announcement was brought to you by Philip Morris, ADM, Cargill, and other down-to-earth, right-thinking Americans who can see through that flim-flam of “morbidity and mortality statistics” and “actuarial tables” and keep meddling bureaucrats from scaring you away from what’s really important in life.

Also, what’s up with those fussy old grandmas at M.A.D.D.? Lowering that B.A.C. level just criminalizes more of us as so-called “drunk drivers”!
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