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The American Caliban
really need to do in our cars.Because there are some things we |
What if you were on your way back from the store where you purchased hot dogs for a bbq you were having and then all of a sudden your car got buried in an avalanche.
Why would you BBQ in weather that would allow for an avalanche?
Polar shifting only takes a few seconds and I want to be prepared.
2004-01-22 04:27 pm (UTC)
If I was stuck on the 91 freeway, that would be awesome to do just to torture the other poor saps on the freeway on my commute home. You attach it to the dash board so everyone can see it, give people smug looks as you bust out another freshly cooked hot dog.... ...that's what your mom said
I hate you now xtreme_pr0k
Do people really like hot dogs that much?
they sell a car crock pot too, so you can get chili all over your seats at 50 mph
2004-01-22 05:59 pm (UTC)
Now I just need a deep fryer to plug in the lighter
I finally figured this stuff out. If I'm in a high-flying, stock-options job right now, but the company is slowly being outsourced, I'm just preparing in advance for the day I'm gonna be living in my car. While those other suckers may have - at best - a DVD player, I'm gonna have a whole freakin' greasy spoon running out of the back window.
(Hmmn, I wonder if there's a toilet/bathtub add-on for my Geo Prizm?)
Is it me, or does that bun warmer look too much like an anal probe?
And why/how would you steam an egg?