- A real estate company advertising that their development (very expensive) had “pure panache”.
- A dating service for “gorgeous women and upscale men” that is having a private ”lingerie fashion show” at the Ritz at which all the models are guaranteed to be single, available, and registered with the agency.
- A cosmetic surgeon who will provide you with “French Pouty Lips” for $250 (Freedom Lips?)
- Another surfer-businessman OC LAMER
- Corporate Comedy!
- The previously mentioned-in-LJ “Model Quality Introductions” which got me my best spit take ever
- Inappropriate, gratuitous, and risibly horrible use of words like “plantation”.
- A spray tanning system called “High Pressure Destiny” that “Gives unbelievable results: FAST!”
- An article about a tennis player named “Stephi Graph” (maybe her family invented the paper?)
- This asshole
There’s more, but I think I’m burnt out now.