The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
substitute

BROHAAAAAS

IT’S FRIDAY AFTERNOON AND I SMELL A PARTY IN THE AIR!! WHO’S UP FOR GETTIN SOME CHORKARITAS AND FLACCIPENO POPPERS AT TGIF AND TOTALLY BLOWIN OFF THE AFTERNOON?? THE TASTY LITTLE HOTTIES HIT THE BAR AROUND 4 AND WE CAN GET THE FIRST HIT ON THEM!

THEN WE CAN POUND A FEW LITES AT THE LARDHOUSE AND HIT THE ROAD FOR VEGAS! WHERES MY ZEBRA PRINT FURRY COWBOY HAT? DUDE IF YOU JUST SHOW THE BITCHES YOUR MONEY THEY TOTALLY PUT OUT. BMW AND BLING EQUALS BJ!!!

OR MAYBE WE COULD JUST YELL DICK JOKES AT THE TV IN THE BAR UNTIL IT’S TIME TO GO HOME AND JERK IT TO THE VIVID GIRLS AGAIN. FOR GOD’S SAKE DON’T TELL DAD I’M GAY.
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