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hell's food court [Jan. 8th, 2004|01:26 am]
The American Caliban
[Current Music |John Coltrane-Feelin' Good (alternate take)]

zebulon_y and I, up too late, conjured up a series of restaurants, including:

Welcome to Darwin!
[abe:~] ignatz% vi restaurants

Club CJD: A Beefery
Country Splaws Bulimia Buffet
Pro-Ana Rice Cakehouse and Vomitorium
Livejournal’s: A Mopery
Ackbar’s, where Dining is a Trap!
Captain Tubgirl’s Catch (All-You-Can-Fill-Buckets)
TGI Plushie’s
Goatse’s: Steaks, Spirits, and omg wtf
Furdango: A Bar for Yiffers
La Vaca Loca Tacos al Carbon de los Priones Grandes
Chuck E. Chigger’s Parasitorium and Fluke Bar


and my old favorite:
Smokey McDander’s Old Tyme Allergye Bar
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[User Picture]From: feedle
2004-01-08 08:14 am (UTC)
So, what would the feature dish be at Ackbar's.. Calamari?
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[User Picture]From: xtreme_pr0k
2004-01-08 08:49 am (UTC)

and don't forget

Colonel Dawson's Meatnasium
Eddie's Shoulder and Knee Imperial Palace
Jade Gravy Kingdom
Simian Barn
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[User Picture]From: brianenigma
2004-01-08 09:10 am (UTC)
Contemporary Times: dinner and theater
Jizzler: steak, seafood, salad, and ...on second thought, don't order the soup
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[User Picture]From: halfjack
2004-01-08 10:19 am (UTC)
We actually eat regularly at:

Slickety Jim's Chat 'n' Chew

It's owned and operated by lesbians.
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[User Picture]From: flipzagging
2004-01-08 11:58 am (UTC)
don't tell me that cute waitress...?
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[User Picture]From: trinnit
2004-01-08 11:33 am (UTC)
Chinese Place here called The Foo King Restuarant
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