The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban

  • Mood:

Are you unpoopular? Do you pop out at parties?

I was at the Borders tonight. Since I’ve been struggling with my psyche a bit lately, I strolled down that aisle, only to discover that I must Learn to Live with Asperger’s, Speak the Language of Sadness, Triumph Over my Past, and Travel the Path of Peace Away from Anger. This all seemed like too much work, so I trotted off to the Sex aisle, since that’s another area that’s been causing my tsuris.

I was confronted with the item below and promptly left the store to come home to the more understandable comforts of dinner.

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