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C'est une mystere [Dec. 29th, 2003|04:28 pm]
The American Caliban
[Current Mood |scared]

This object, which I believe bruisedhips and vegemitelover found and gave to me. What could it be? A parallel port Smell-O-Vision appliance? A Pretty-Little-Princess sex toy? What Snow White used when the Dwarves weren’t around? THE HOLY GRAIL?*



*I actually know what it is now. And that doesn’t really help.

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From: rroseselavyoui
2003-12-29 04:31 pm (UTC)
A Barbie hooka pipe?
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[User Picture]From: xtreme_pr0k
2003-12-29 04:36 pm (UTC)
i vote for an early entry into the "bridge the gap from cyberspace to real space" cybersex equipment. I hope that serial connection can handle all of that bandwidth if you know what I mean
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From: burningskyz
2003-12-29 04:36 pm (UTC)
it looks like a Hooka for kids with nifty computer attachment.
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From: uninvention
2003-12-29 04:48 pm (UTC)
so what is it?
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[User Picture]From: jwz
2003-12-29 05:18 pm (UTC)

Re: RUB THE BOTTLE. RUB IT.

The picture on the box totally looks like Barbie's towelling off the bottle's pendulous cock. (I guess that's facing away from us in your picture.)
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[User Picture]From: loachie
2003-12-29 05:22 pm (UTC)

Re: RUB THE BOTTLE. RUB IT.

Ha ha ha ha ha.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2003-12-29 05:22 pm (UTC)

Re: RUB THE BOTTLE. RUB IT.

That is, I think, her knee. But someone needed to redo that whole layout. Brrr.
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[User Picture]From: ckn
2003-12-29 04:52 pm (UTC)

computer controled vaporizer

...a serial driven auto-thermostat vaporizer for all of your favorite chemicals that evaporate below the burning point of thier fibers or flowers...
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[User Picture]From: chaptal
2003-12-29 05:14 pm (UTC)
It looks like Jeanie's bottle from I Dream of Jeanie.

I like the barbie hookah though!
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[User Picture]From: rpkrajewski
2003-12-29 07:09 pm (UTC)
A computer peripheral of uncertain functionality designed by Jim Woodring.
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[User Picture]From: dorothy_parka
2003-12-29 09:18 pm (UTC)
ooh, good answer! i was gonna say "is mystery."
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[User Picture]From: floydwilliams
2003-12-29 08:19 pm (UTC)
its obvoiously a government issued alpha brain wave inducer/mind scanner wiht convenient RS-232 connector for all your PC needs.
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From: predicate
2003-12-29 10:39 pm (UTC)
I dunno, man, but that user icon kicks ass.
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[User Picture]From: miss_geek
2003-12-30 12:05 am (UTC)
my thoughts exactly :)
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[User Picture]From: foo2rama
2003-12-30 01:10 am (UTC)
hey cool, you can set it up via the joystick drivers in XP, and then set macros...
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